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"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
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"The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"Football is a man's game."
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"Women are generally too smart to play it."

"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
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"I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."

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"I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket."

"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
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"And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I can't find it."
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"What did I do this time?"
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"What do you mean, you need new clothes?"
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"She's one of those rabid feminists."
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"She refused to make my coffee."

"But I hate to go shopping."
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"Because I always wind up outside the dressing room holding your purse."

"No, I left plenty of gas in the car."
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"I'm going to stop off for a quick one with the guys."
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"I heard you."
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"I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"You know I could never love anyone else."
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"I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"You look terrific."
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"Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

"I brought you a present."
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"It was free ice scraper night at the ball game."

"I missed you."
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"I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
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"No one will ever see us alive again."

"We share the housework."
Really means...
"I make the messes, she cleans them up."

"This relationship is getting too serious."
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"I like you more than my truck."

"I recycle."
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"We could pay the rent with the money from my empties."

"Of course I like it, honey, you look beautiful."
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"Oh, man, what have you done to yourself?"

"It sure snowed last night."
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"I suppose you're going to nag me about shoveling the walk now."

"It's good beer."
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"It was on sale."

"I don't need to read the instructions."
Really means...
"I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help."

"I'll fix the garbage disposal later."
Really means...
"If I wait long enough you'll get frustrated and buy a new one."

"I'll take you to a fancy restaurant."
Really means...
"Someplace that doesn't have a drive-thru window."

"I broke up with her."
Really means...
"She dumped me."

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